That Wasn't A Speed Bump Car Coaster

"We Don't Talk About Bruno... Or That Thing I Just Hit" 😬

The That Wasn't A Speed Bump Car Coaster captures that exact moment of pure horror when you realize what you just drove over was definitely NOT part of the road infrastructure. Your car felt it, your soul felt it, and now you're both pretending it never happened while making a silent pact to take this secret to the grave.

Why This Coaster Gets Your Driving Trauma:

• 🤐 Sworn to Secrecy - What happens on the road, stays on the road (hopefully)
• 😰 Mutual Denial Mode - You and your car are now trauma bonded
• 🚗 Selective Memory Activated -"I have no idea what that noise was, officer"
• 💀 Silent Witness - Your face tells the whole story without saying a word

Perfect for anyone who's ever had a "thump" moment followed by immediate selective amnesia! This coaster understands that sometimes the best driving strategy is plausible deniability and a really good poker face.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to check your undercarriage and an overwhelming need to avoid eye contact with your car for several days! 🙈

Embrace the driving mysteries! Get your That Wasn't A Speed Bump Car Coaster – because some things are better left unspoken! 🤫😬🤐🚗